Birthing an Ewok?

So there's an old wives tale out there that claims the more heartburn a pregnant woman has, the more hair her baby will have.  Apparently some sources actually believe this to be true, as there was a small-scale Johns Hopkins University study conducted in 2007 that found women who reported having frequent heartburn to have birthed babies with above-average amounts of hair.  Most medical professionals still believe it's just a myth, and I kind of hope they are right... at the rate I'm going, our baby will look a lot less like this:

And a lot more like this:

I'm crossing my fingers for a happy medium.... a nice head of hair, but not an Ewok.